Anything but the Vaccine: MSM Blames Sudden Deaths on Gardening, Drinking Water & Feeling Joy

There has been a surge in sudden deaths amongst seemingly healthy young people throughout the last two years. Television hosts have collapsed in the middle of live broadcasts. Professional athletes in optimal physical condition are dropping like flies. The fastest-growing page on Facebook in 2022 was Died Suddenly— a support group for grieving friends and family members who lost loved ones unexpectedly. After quickly gaining nearly 300,000 members, it was removed from the platform. Increasing numbers of concerned citizens are beginning to question what is responsible for the explosion in these ‘inexplicable’ fatalities.

Mainstream news outlets are using a variety of creative excuses to justify the rapidly rising excess mortalities. Spoiler alert: none suggest an experimental mRNA concoction being used on a mass scale for the first time in human history. Perhaps this has something to do with the millions of dollars in funding media conglomerates receive from their pharmaceutical company sponsors. From ‘winter vagina’ to feeling joy, here is a list of unconventional cover stories being used by so-called journalists:

Laughter & Giggling [Mirror] 

Falling Asleep with the TV On [New York Post] 

Having Sex [Wales Online]

Loud Noise [AARP] 

Napping [SciTech Daily] 

Playing Video Games [BMC Psychiatry]

Gardening [The Sun]

Holidays [The News Tribune] 

Solar Storms [New Scientist]

Feeling Joy [Mirror]

Working Out [Men’s Journal] 

Watching Movies [News 18] 

Drinking Soda Too Fast [Forbes]

‘Winter Vagina’ [The Sun] 

Masturbating [Men’s Health]

Cold Showers [Express]

Climate Change [The Guardian] 

Planes Flying Overhead [Daily Mail] 

Skipping Breakfast [Express]

Drinking Water [The Sun]

Drinking Cold Water [The Sun]

Drinking Coffee [Inside Edition]

Shoveling Snow [Daily Mail]

Living Alone [LA Times]

Singing [NBC News] 

Physical Activity [Irish Times]

Eating Meat [Newsroom] 

Driving [American Journal of Preventative Medicine] 

Playing Basketball [Knoxville News] 

Breakups [Yahoo]

These moronic reasons might be comical if it wasn’t for the fact that they dismiss a travesty currently unfolding. Since Operation Warp Speed first began, overall death rates in adults ages 18-64 have risen by an unprecedented 40%. Life Insurance companies paid out a record $100 billion in 2021. Each day diagnoses of fatal cancers, heart conditions, and autoimmune diseases continue to soar. Meanwhile, drug manufacturers earn over $1,000 in profits per second from COVID-19 inoculations. Until those behind the vaccine distributions are stopped, we will continue to see more ridiculous headlines pointing towards fictitious culprits.

For further reading material, check out Cause Unknown: the Epidemic of Sudden Deaths in 2021 & 2022 by Edward Dowd.

42 thoughts on “Anything but the Vaccine: MSM Blames Sudden Deaths on Gardening, Drinking Water & Feeling Joy

  1. Melody Smith January 3, 2023 / 9:04 pm

    Those that are knowingly pushing this poison just to make a buck need to face justice.

  2. FJB January 3, 2023 / 9:31 pm

    Congress, government staff and Pfizer employees were all exempt from the vaxx mandates. Hmmm wonder why that is?

  3. Walter January 3, 2023 / 9:49 pm

    I’m sorry, I couldn’t help but to laugh at some of the headlines. They sound like they are straight out of a parody. But as the saying goes: if you don’t laugh you cry. Isn’t that the truth. Great work Ash.

  4. H2O Killz January 3, 2023 / 10:53 pm

    We need to ban assault water immediately! It’s killing people!!! People are allowed to open carry bottles of Fiji and I don’t feel safe.

  5. Mad Max January 3, 2023 / 11:46 pm

    We are living through the largest human medical experiment of all time. Things are only going to accelerate in 2023. If the vaccine doesn’t kill your they’ll just starve you to death. livestock animals are dropping dead by the millions, food plants are blowing up and inflation makes buying what’s left nearly impossible for the average man. Welcome to the Great Reset.

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