Anything but the Vaccine: MSM Blames Sudden Deaths on Gardening, Drinking Water & Feeling Joy

There has been a surge in sudden deaths amongst seemingly healthy young people throughout the last two years. Television hosts have collapsed in the middle of live broadcasts. Professional athletes in optimal physical condition are dropping like flies. The fastest-growing page on Facebook in 2022 was Died Suddenly— a support group for grieving friends and family members who lost loved ones unexpectedly. After quickly gaining nearly 300,000 members, it was removed from the platform. Increasing numbers of concerned citizens are beginning to question what is responsible for the explosion in these ‘inexplicable’ fatalities.

Mainstream news outlets are using a variety of creative excuses to justify the rapidly rising excess mortalities. Spoiler alert: none suggest an experimental mRNA concoction being used on a mass scale for the first time in human history. Perhaps this has something to do with the millions of dollars in funding media conglomerates receive from their pharmaceutical company sponsors. From ‘winter vagina’ to feeling joy, here is a list of unconventional cover stories being used by so-called journalists:

Laughter & Giggling [Mirror] 

Falling Asleep with the TV On [New York Post] 

Having Sex [Wales Online]

Loud Noise [AARP] 

Napping [SciTech Daily] 

Playing Video Games [BMC Psychiatry]

Gardening [The Sun]

Holidays [The News Tribune] 

Solar Storms [New Scientist]

Feeling Joy [Mirror]

Working Out [Men’s Journal] 

Watching Movies [News 18] 

Drinking Soda Too Fast [Forbes]

‘Winter Vagina’ [The Sun] 

Masturbating [Men’s Health]

Cold Showers [Express]

Climate Change [The Guardian] 

Planes Flying Overhead [Daily Mail] 

Skipping Breakfast [Express]

Drinking Water [The Sun]

Drinking Cold Water [The Sun]

Drinking Coffee [Inside Edition]

Shoveling Snow [Daily Mail]

Living Alone [LA Times]

Singing [NBC News] 

Physical Activity [Irish Times]

Eating Meat [Newsroom] 

Driving [American Journal of Preventative Medicine] 

Playing Basketball [Knoxville News] 

Breakups [Yahoo]

These moronic reasons might be comical if it wasn’t for the fact that they dismiss a travesty currently unfolding. Since Operation Warp Speed first began, overall death rates in adults ages 18-64 have risen by an unprecedented 40%. Life Insurance companies paid out a record $100 billion in 2021. Each day diagnoses of fatal cancers, heart conditions, and autoimmune diseases continue to soar. Meanwhile, drug manufacturers earn over $1,000 in profits per second from COVID-19 inoculations. Until those behind the vaccine distributions are stopped, we will continue to see more ridiculous headlines pointing towards fictitious culprits.

For further reading material, check out Cause Unknown: the Epidemic of Sudden Deaths in 2021 & 2022 by Edward Dowd.

42 thoughts on “Anything but the Vaccine: MSM Blames Sudden Deaths on Gardening, Drinking Water & Feeling Joy

  1. Ronnie Mathews January 3, 2023 / 7:38 pm

    Does anyone else feel like they are living in the Truman Show?

    • Jinx January 3, 2023 / 8:20 pm

      If the Truman show and twilight zone had a baby that was born addicted to meth then you’re starting to get close.

    • Billy Bob January 3, 2023 / 8:35 pm

      Sometimes I wonder if the CERN hadron collider thrust us into another dimension or alternate reality. The last few years I feel like I’m living on another planet.

      • Walter January 3, 2023 / 9:53 pm

        It certainly would explain a lot…

      • KDVZZ January 4, 2023 / 6:43 am

        Or like our world leaders were taken over by demonic control like aliens.

  2. Bill Kramer January 3, 2023 / 7:54 pm

    The elites have never hidden their depopulation agenda. It’s written on the Georgia guidestones that they want to cull 80% of the population. Bill Gates said during a Ted talk that it would be ideal to reduce the population as much as possible. But somehow he’s seen as this heroic philanthropist that wants to give out free vaccines to save people?

    • FJB January 3, 2023 / 9:33 pm

      They love to rub it in our faces

    • Dave January 4, 2023 / 10:52 am

      The word cull was not used. They thought the planet could support max.2 bn at current lifestyles.

      Paul Ehrlich wrote in a 1968 book that we were setting up a … Population Bomb. There were then 4 bn humans. The de facto policy of doing nothing about it for 55 years can best be described as insane. (He sounded incredulous too, in a recent interview with Nate Hagens.)

  3. Joe Hess January 3, 2023 / 8:07 pm

    I don’t claim to know everything but what I can tell you is that in the last year in a half I’ve lost more friends/ relatives than the last 25 years combined. Most of them were not old. None of them died from singing, drinking soda too fast, watching movies or being exposed to sunlight. It’s been cancer, aneurisms, sudden organ failure, and heart attacks.

    • Jinx January 3, 2023 / 8:22 pm

      I’ve seen the same thing in my own circle. I can’t even get in to see a doctor for a physical because they are booked out 6 months.

    • Zorro January 3, 2023 / 8:54 pm

      On the bright side at least they got a free Krispy Kreme donut before they died.

      • Melody Smith January 3, 2023 / 9:02 pm

        Seriously? People are literally being mass murdered it’s not something to joke about. How would you feel if someone was laughing about the death of your loved one?

    • The Triad January 3, 2023 / 10:01 pm

      My stepmom got diagnosed with aggressive breast cancer and got a double mastectomy. My dad now has a heart condition. My cousin suddenly has a rare autoimmune disease. All got the shot. My vaccinated coworkers have had COVID 6 times in the last year. I haven’t been sick since 2020 and have received any experimental injections. Go figure.

    • Lesley January 15, 2023 / 2:00 am

      Let alone the monumental loss of friends and families with the great divide and conquer. People I once admired, I look at with utter distain now. Fell out with another neighbour last night. A mudblood, who admits he’s never felt well since his two jabs. I provided information and proof etc. All fell on deaf ears and now he’s off for another booster. In disbelief, I asked why he isn’t at least questioning all this. His ensuing insults finished the friendship and he is now cinders. Another one bites the dust.

  4. Dr Faucist January 3, 2023 / 8:29 pm

    The real mystery isn’t what’s causing these sudden deaths… it’s who is buying these bs reasons? I don’t recall any headlines like this prior to 2021. I also don’t recall 24 year old football players having their hearts explode during the match.

  5. Kyle Remington January 3, 2023 / 8:47 pm

    I am a walking miracle. I never realized every time I crank one out I’m playing a dangerous game or Russian roulette.

    • Phillis Stein January 4, 2023 / 6:30 pm

      Who knew???? 🙂

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